Welcome to the hodge podge. I am a misanthrope from the UK who listens to loads of prog rock (Pink Floyd being my favourite), watches some disturbing films (A Clockwork Orange is a must-see), obsesses over Doctor Who and plays a lot of video games (my consoles of choice being the Wii, PS3 and the DS/3DS and my favourite games being Luigi's Mansion and Sonic Adventure 1 and 2). So come and see... or talk to me, maybe?

20th October 2014

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by もふもふきゅーん♪permission to upload this image was given by the artist
by もふもふきゅーん♪
permission to upload this image was given by the artist

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20th October 2014

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20th October 2014

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It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while

19th October 2014

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gaaaaaaaaaambit:

cooooolbean:

My friend asked me to download the Kidz Bop discography for his cousin and I found this in Volume 9

play this at my funeral

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19th October 2014

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19th October 2014

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dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

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19th October 2014

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did-you-kno:

Women like funny men because they appear smarter. Research shows that women have evolved to find intelligence attractive because clever guys are better at providing for their families, and that men who can make them laugh seem smarter than the ones who can’t.  Source

did-you-kno:

Women like funny men because they appear smarter. Research shows that women have evolved to find intelligence attractive because clever guys are better at providing for their families, and that men who can make them laugh seem smarter than the ones who can’t. Source

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19th October 2014

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scruffyqueer:

why get jealous of your best friend for being ridiculously talented when you can just secondhand brag about them instead???

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18th October 2014

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

18th October 2014

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mannly:

mannly:

mannly:

engineer

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engifar

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engiwhereveryouare

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why is this still getting notes this is the worst joke i’ve ever made

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18th October 2014

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

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18th October 2014

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  • me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
  • me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
  • me during an exam: alright focus
  • me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
  • me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
  • me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
  • me during an exam: lol fuck this
  • me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
  • me during an exam: oh exam right
  • me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
  • me during an exam: i am better than all of you
  • me during an exam: peasants
  • me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
  • me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
  • me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
  • me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
  • me during an exam: was i doing something
  • me during an exam: right test okay
  • me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
  • me during an exam: did we learn this
  • me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
  • me during an exam: is that really necessary
  • me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • me during an exam: i will kill all of you

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18th October 2014

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18th October 2014

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17th October 2014

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pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

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