When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash:
on that day humanity received a grim reminder
my friends and i were playing fuck marry kill at a restaurant and our waiter was gonna ask how our food was but he heard “I’d fuck goofy”and walked away immediately.
My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
this post could literally be saving lives rn and that is why i love this website.
tfw = two fucking weiners
What if everything was just a bad dream and you wake up to a perfect life
You gotta pull her hair and spank her ass
The mural in my school.
the difference between tattooed people and not tattooed people is….
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
do you really like this specific person but the whole universe says “nah son go find another”
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